I kind of doubt he’s getting up all that often.

This one would probably work.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

What was the first rule again?

I bet the protester’s head exploded when he was able to unironically say, “Thanks Obama!”

“Not bad. Now for the advanced lesson.”

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

I could tolerate the Marion Barry calendar on the wall. I could even stand the giant Bill Cosby mural on the side of the building, Ben’s Chili Bowl, but letting Drew Magary behind the counter is a bridge too far.

I actually have exclusive video of Trump giving Brady business advice on the golf course:

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Those are some surprisingly, admirably clever and subversive tweets from the Browns and Eagles.

Nate’s always a bit busy during election season.....

How do we know he’s talking about Stills and Thomas? Maybe Nantz has his browser on pornhub.

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

My work had dealings with Trump in the early 2000's and I dug as deep into any files I could access for dirt knowing that I would be fired if caught. Nothing I found wasn’t already public, but if I’d found something incriminating I would happy lose my job if that is what it took to stop him.

I feel I may have missed an opportunity to wipe my ass with a photo of Hillary and make some easy money.

Similar to how he grabbed the GOP by their pussy.

Game, blouses.