Stamkos = Lucy with a football
Leafs fans = Charlie Brown

Shout out to Jostens

Fairly obvious from this post that you play pick-up at the whitest courts ever.

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

It’s prison, you gotta wedge a rape joke in there.

“if it’s fast food or nothin’, Dairy Queen all the way. And then you can get a Blizzard for dessert”

That should be their official motto

An Incomplete, Amateurish NBA Draft Preview

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

I’m currently in the pre-pro stages of a doc about stadium financing scandals in the U.S.

“Darren is innocent of these accusations and looks forward to clearing his name in a court of law,” said his lawyer, Goofy.

If they really wanted the impossible from Chicago, they should have just demanded good pizza.

Great article as always. I’d love to see him make the squad, but I doubt it will happen. I don’t know that he has the kick to stay with Lagat, Jenkins, and True. And that’s assuming that Rupp doesn’t decide to run the 5 in Rio.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

For something white, low, and distasteful, Donald Trump would be lucky to get the same sort of cross-cultural approval.

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?

@Steve U: Hey, how'd these clouds get in my coffee? #alexrodriguez

"He was so vain," his ex tells Us Weekly.