I didn't catch the first musical number, but Jack Antonoff should have conceded center stage to Blu DeTiger for the second song. She was mesmerizing in the background.

Cecily Strong is out because she’s making her NYC stage debut in a limited run revival of Jane Wagner and Lily Tomlin’s The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, which runs until early Feb.

Rodriguez also said, “How he walked away from this and survived it. I mean, somebody was definitely watching out over him.”

Carjacker: Get out of the car!
Me: Ok, just make sure you throw it into first a second time before you try to get it into second. It can be temperamental.
Carjacker: What?
Me: Oh, and don’t twist the ignition key to hard. The lock cylinder comes loose.
Carjacker: Ok ok...
Me: And don’t open the driver’s side rear window.…

Over the ear Beats by Dre added weights to the headphones to make them heavier thus appearing to be better quality. Not sure if they still do since Apple owns them now.

I had a short run at an ad agency. The classic Lucky Strike campaign was required learning. Basically, an ad agency guy asked a Lucky Strike exec how the cigarettes were made. He listed the ingredients and described the tobacco as being “toasted” during the process. The ad exec latched onto the word “toasted” and…

Philly’s own Ron Burgundy. Farewell and stay classy Jim!

Mechanically mediocre, but a handsome vehicle by late 80's/early 90s standards.

“People stopped dying when we did this one thing directly related to why people were dying" sure sounds like causation.

What? No mention of the incredibly clean look of the “pop-up” headlights that don’t pop up?

Wow, in side view, that rear cornering light also makes beautiful symmetry with the front cornering light. A+ design.

I have only gone skiing for one weekend in my life, and after these two videos, it seems that is enough for me.

Good lord was that handled poorly. Where the FUCK was ski patrol to radio with the lift operators? Only one or a few chairs at most should have been pushed through the geyser. The stop/start operation just blasting more riders.... must have been absolutely horrific to await your turn, just knowing some 17 year stoner…

Thanks for the insight! I like that it’s at a point where it may not be immediately obvious what you’ve just done.

Torch, it should also please you to know that the anus piece has its very own step

Don’t forget there’s a Golden Anus, used as the oil fill cap (I think?) in the Fiat 500.

THIS! THIS! is the journalism I come to Jalopnik for every day all day! Thanks for the laugh! I love this! Keep up the great work.

I have 3 of those Lego cars, and will be adding anus’ to all. It seems like the new Lego equivalent to truck nuts, but with the perfect hint of Torch. 

A while back when these systems first came about, my dad (who lives in Northern Germany) told me about his buddy who’d bought a brand new Merc. He was all excited about it, because the dealer (from whom he’d been buying cars for decades) had given him a demo and it was pretty awesome. So he was a little surprised when…