Anthari’s bit was ok, but Mr Zed did it decades ago

Yeah he definitely seemed to be nervous at first, and swallowed some of the monologue. Though as he warmed up and dropped some asides (getting into the audience response) he improved. Though he was only really comfortable in the Scary Kids and Swinging Pastor sketches. In the others he was just a little too stiff and…

Best part of the episode was the little girl who played Coraline celebrating after the sketch.

Forrest Gump: Even if you’re a bit mentally handicapped, if you do everything right by living a conservative life, you’re probably going to end up a millionaire shrimp magnate.

Jenny: Live the rock and roll lifestyle and do drugs and be a nasty liberal, and you end up a suicidal person with AIDS who dies young.

You’re only thinking the outside. Lots of subs are nuclear. They require reactor cooling, unusual operating chemicals, and unconventional maintenance. While it might not hit the full -100F everywhere, there are instances where parts of the sub could experience temperatures colder than ocean water outside, and into…

Pfffffffttt  I come for the slideshows that can be articles!

Exactly - feels like half the pops and bangs you hear are from E90 3 series BMWs, courtesy of exhaust systems that cost thousands to order and install. It’s not like people are buying their tunes on food stamps. 

“Of course, we all know that keeping the streets nice and serene likely isn’t the real intent of the bill. Traffic stops are often more about revenue than safety, and increasing fines from three digits to four ought to net the state some nice cash flow. With these stops disproportionately affecting low-income drivers,…

It’s ND at that price, but that is one of the cleanest home built body customs I have seen. As stated, headlights are stupid and the rear license looks like turd, but the main “body” of work looks really well done. If Jeep had built this, they would have sold.

I think the price is kind of strong but damn, look at it. He built a functional, single-handle tailgate, even.

They probably would have mentioned if they were drunk. But the rest is spot on. Out in the middle of the night driving as fast as you want, come around a corner and suddenly see a pile of police cars? Yeah, he was “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit’ing” while trying to figure out what to do and forgot that he was driving in…

I had to reread that multiple times. The quality on jalop has dropped signifigantly in the last few years.

Yep this article was poorly written. This part in particular:

This reminds me of a terrible coworker I used to have. Her wiper wore out one day so, instead of replacing it, she took it off and stuck the arm in the air. For weeks.

That applies to construction zones where a normally two lane road is cut down to one lane. Yes, use the zipper merge there.

An old lady said to practice clutch work by parking facing up a hill and trying to balance the gas and clutch so you can stay perfectly still on the hill. If you can hold it there all day then you are a master at driving stick. I was 12-13 years old at the time and couldn’t wait to get home to tell my mechanic older…

Was really annoying how Kenan kept mispronouncing Takei throughout. As the Star Trek actor has said, it rhymes with “gay.”

The Venn diagram of Kardashian fans and Star Trek fans looks just like Kim’s tits: two big circles with a noticeable gap between them.

I’ve been out of the loop for some time now but I figured Kim Kardashian would’ve stopped being relevant by 2012.