Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

I’d characterize it as an undercurrent rather than a fad.

“It wasn’t me this time!” — Cuyahoga River

I’m not trying to be snarky, just really curious if the fire boats actually accomplish anything with this type of fire. It seems to me that the water in the ocean massively dwarf what they are doing, so it’s time to back away and let things run their course. 

Body kit is terrible. It’s hard to believe anyone ever thought that was cool.

It’s probably a nice price, but god damn if that body kit doesn’t need to come off. That’s some boy racer, Fast and the Furious shit that hasn’t been trendy in well over a decade.

See, I have questions. Not about the fuel pump, but about the high visibility safety vest this man is wearing. Why in the HELL does RealTree make Safety Vests?

I see your gas station crash and raise it!

Did they make a truck sized pipe bomb? Absolutely insane.

1) This is, to me, one of the purer expressions of the entry-luxury private sedan, and is a level of equipment and capability that is difficult to surpass. All the stuff you need, most of the stuff you want, and an absolute minimum of frivolous distractions.

You have put more thought into this comment than any of the engineers at GM put into the Cavalier. 

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Honda

Long story, but I’ll try to condense it.

If you are going to get a Cadillac from the 70's make it a Coupe DeVille.

This is nifty, no doubt.

Only time I approve of a slide show:  When I get a mention is said slide show.

Auction it with the stipulation that it must be shipped out of the country.

Not one person there knows how to hold a phone for video??? Why don’t people understand that vertical video is the WORST? The endless, unnecessary panning back and forth drives me nuts.

SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!!!