Did you see any rust on that Festiva? You did not.

Is it bad that my first thought was how badly that thing would scalp the yard?

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

Blank switches have always driven me nuts, but I had no idea blank gauges were a thing and this is aboslutely maddening

The design on this prototype is the bomb!

Holy F. did someone make a Chevette worse?

The super low buck option for one of these is a boat trailer winch. We use one every fall to take our 2 boat lifts out of the water and onto shore for the winter months. If you take off the handle, you can just put two nuts together (don’t laugh) and put a socket attachment on the drill.

A lot of people here sure don’t seem to know what old trucks cost these days.

Audi: “Pistons made out of plastic you say?”  (begins furiously taking notes)

Nope.

Aye, I couldn’t tell you the difference between those two and the 5 million other anonymous lifted SUV’s on the road anymore. They are for the most part generic and unexciting.  Hyper alert gearhead enthusiasts don’t get their interests up over this sort of thing.

“...to enjoy the mild confusion I’d sow among gearheads (at least the hyper-alert ones).”

I mean, if I had a dollar for every time we received a Sierra or Yukon with Chevy parts on it (door sills, wheels, trim pieces, etc.) I could afford to buy one.

Too big for a garage so it’s been left out in the sun it’s entire existence. Since it’s not being driven, it’s not getting dirty so it has rarely been washed and waxed.

Asking twenty grand for a thirty-year-old Sierra amateurishly made to look like a forty-year-old El Camino with leprosy is certainly a choice.

How the hell has that thing rotted that hard with only 60k on the odo? Why commission it in the first place- complete with dumb vanity plate!- if you were neither gonna use it…

I booked DMX at a show in Atlanta around... I want to say it was Halloween 2011. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to expect. At that point in his career, DMX was something of a novelty name to add to a bill. Our other acts that night were all pretty standard EARMILK fare, and our audience was probably just old enough…

Well, it *is* Kentucky.

On April 2, 2021, it was reported that DMX had suffered a heart attack

If it was 4WD, it’d be NP. Thats the only thing holding me back.