Or his mom was got pregnant by another guy, and never told him or dad.

The guy’s father left when he was like four and lost all contact with his father’s side of the family. I feel like Maury (and soap operas) was made for this type of stuff.

gives all new meaning to the “smoker’s package” option

Challenge accepted.

(MAP)

If you watched the video... the light will only turn red when there has been some type of damage/issue with the hybrid power train that has electrified the chassis. This is a safety measure for track crews etc so that nobody gets hurt.

It’s ok everyone, David is fine.

Don’t forget to get a PO box to use as your address. Also use a disguise when you appear in person, and pay only in small bills. When you leave, circle a block on the way home to check if you are being followed.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

There’s a big difference (as DT points out) between taking advantage of someone’s lack of knowledge about the value or their vehicle, and taking advantage of a buyer who is not in a position to wait, put money in to repairs, or take their vehicle to a place where it might fetch a higher price. The former is arguably…

At least now the headgaskets will be easier to change.

I was already pissed off at the attention this story was getting, and that makes me even madder. Make a fucking effort, people.

Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

I see this almost every day on my commute (ok, except for the airborn part). Drivers in the “wrong lane”, which they were using to skip through the slower traffic lanes and suddenly slamming their brakes and veering into a exit late. God, I just got all irrationally angry typing this!!!

The car wanted to punish you for those wheels.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!

Upon close inspection, i found the reason for the crash: they are all driving on the wrong side of the road.

I don’t know what you are complaining about. The original porch was ugly. The new one is much more attractive.

Forever and always.