What a couple of deadbeats.

Only mildly related: several years ago I was in the parking lot of a small grocery store when I hear a woman yell “well shit I locked my keys in the car.” Being the nice person that I am I decided to help. I walked over to her car, reached in through the window, took the keys out of the ignition, and handed them to…

Yo Mr Ranger Rover, you’re not Rockford.

Counter point: the birds chirping as prelude to the stunt is the best part of this. But yes, the woofer was a nice cherry-on-top.

Bass? Dropped.

Yes, put it on a dolly and move it 1000 feet to a spot that’s already paved. Then pave the spot, then put the car back. It would be hilarious, “How did they pave under the car???”!

Yeah, I think the headline should be, “Dumb City Doesn’t Put Up Signs Indicating They Intend to Pave Road, Then Pave AROUND a Legally-Parked Car, Resulting in This Innocent Kia Owner’s Big Surprise.” But I guess that’s a bit long for a headline.

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…

Mission Improbable!

(Hint: You may be on the wrong website.)

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

As an assistant toolmaker, this is pretty fucking cool.

Look out, he’s haulin’ a trailer full of LOW

How does this make it over elevated rail crossings?

Well if the steering wheel was on the right side of the car, both of the drivers would have survived this crash

I hate hypermiling. You can spot them because they are always coasting to a light from 1/4 mile back or driving 55 on the interstate. With a pocket protector.

This is exactly why Craigslist needs a comment section.

Unless this was formerly John Voight’s car, then I’ll pass.

Boy, the K-Car people are a little crazy this year.