Well, they did until Kevin Harvick accidentally got 2 units of Tide in his bloodstream last year.

I miss knobs. I mean, really. I can turn a knob without taking my eyes off the road. I shouldn’t have to pull over to change the temperature of the car or adjust the volume.

Actually, he only stopped because he got swarmed by other drivers.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

Should have just passed under the truck.

They just respond to market demand. Their customers are the ones with no impulse control. “Gas will be $2/gal forever!”

Things don’t look good for FCA in particular. The company recently killed off two mid-sized sedans—the Chrysler 200 and the Dodge Dart—and seem to be focusing on selling large trucks and SUVs.

As a guy who is painstakingly trying to level and re-seed bald spots in my backyard right now, I’m about to cry. However, the enthusiast in me cries tears of joy. But I’m also a landlord, so we’re back to sad tears again. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch.

Its like a car version of foot binding, its hideous and cruel.

My first true love was a black/black ‘87 Conquest TSi. I owned 3 in total before moving on to DSMs. My heart still stops every time I see one, so I should love this guy’s video series.
But instead I really want to kick Stancy Pants right in the damn nuts for what he did to the wheels and suspension.

THIS. RIGHT. HERE! Run as if its radioactive!

Whether it kills the environment, or plants a tree at every stoplight, I don’t particularly care.

...and their other car is a Prius.

They drive a BMW.

GM of the 80s: Sales Slipping? Add more plastic.

Not a lawyer, but as I’ve asked this before it was explained to me that it’s fine if the property owner allows it, and cops DO ask at key spots.

To avoid or not also depends somewhat on vehicle size. Squirrel vs. car: Squish. But squirrels are enemies of bike riders and need to be avoided because of their proclivity for suicide missions. Buggers can’t see the spokes and try to run through the wheel.

This is what happens when people drive on the wrong side of the road.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Pretty sure that’s a lambo dude.