Maybe the first 50-60 times. Then it would just get annoying.

I am fucking tired of everybody, upon finding out I ride, feels obliged to comment, “My buddy died riding,” or “My uncle lost his leg.”

I just laughed really loud at my office. Perfect.

http://www.tpmsbypass.com/

I’d go with a nuclear reactor.

Came here for this.

Fast food places are the worst at that. I’m standing 12 feet from the counter, obviously looking at the menu, while 2 people continuously yell “Can I help you? Can I help you?”

I am currently looking for a beater to park on my street to keep people from backing into my motorcycle.

Was going to post that too.

This is a juicy story.

Also looks like a tank-

There’s got to be a cold-air intake joke for this.

Now can we get them to push people to buy a color other than black...

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A little late, but one of my favorite Onion headlines:

I remember going for a test drive of one of these with my father. Afterwards, he remarked about how much it reminded him of driving an armored personnel carrier in Vietnam.

There is a woman in PA whose husband and child were killed kayaking near a dam that literally had 5 giant “Keep Away from Dam” signs who is now making it her life’s work to destroy all dams. SHM.

There is always a spot big enough on a city street right in front of the place they are going where they don’t have to parallel park.. Even if it’s a packed nightclub with a line around the block.

Funny, the first fraction of a second that I saw the pic, I saw the same thing. It helps that it’s black.

Goodyear presented a spherical tire concept last year: