Are you practicing to become a reviewer for Pitchfork?

His most important trait is that his name begins with the letter "A".

Ever heard of wine coolers?

You should be banned for that joke.

So do I, and most of them are 60 or older.

True. Technically, it's a "fun fact".

In this case, however, it doesn't sound the least bit interesting.

I was with you until you said "Judy Blume might be one of the best answers."

I have a flag of Italy because I like spaghetti.

"And if that’s a stance someone’s going to take, then what are you
implying? That you don’t allow talented kids to grow and change?" Or maybe it just means that you have to take responsibility for your actions.

I would think most series would be THRILLED to last 5 seasons. You say that like it's a bad thing.

Unless you knew them on a personal level, it wasn't their life that added value to yours; it was their works. If their works were somehow destroyed so you could no longer enjoy them, I can understand crying over that. But I don't get crying over the death of a person who you never met, whose works will live on forever.

You mean "Jesus juice"?

Weird Al will sob when you die?

Looks like I got a downvote from a homophobe.

If someone's work moves me, I'd be sad to see their work disappear. But their works live on after they die.

If I say "Lemmy", how many hipster-cred points do I get? And do I get bonus points for mentioning an obscure writer of non-fiction essays?

The entire homophobe community will mourn his loss.

I cry when a friend, family member, or pet dies. I have no emotional attachment to any celebrity, and find it weird that other people do. Also, I think 99% of these responses are total bullshit. These people will not actually cry over these deaths. They'll post "RIP" on Facebook and move on with their lives, as an…

Michael Jackson touched me in a deep way.