Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

[scanning Lakers roster] Why would I want to?

im rthe rat from the video

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

That’s phenomenal.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

If only there were a German word for taking joy in another’s misfortune....

In Rodgers’ honor, Lambeau Field plans to sell a new sandwich called the “Hail Mary.” It’s full of grease.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Hnnnmngghhgnnnggnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

Well, they have to actually drive to make the list.

Take level: quite hot.

Over the last few years its become pretty apparent that not only is the NBA currently a better product than the NFL but its run and coached by better people as well.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

IF the son's twitter is to be believed? Interesting way to phrase that remark.