But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

The real problem here is that you’re obviously too stupid to read. Until Rivera has had his day in court, the crime was allegedly committed by him, dipshit.

Huh? The allegedly there isn’t positing she might not be dead. It’s a standard way to describe someone who has been accused of doing something, but who hasn’t yet admitted to it or been adjudicated to have done it.

Texan here, hope we can kick the Zodiac Killer out in November.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

That comparison reminds me of the odd Star Wars vs. Star Trek debate. They’re similar on the surface but deep down quite different.

...you read the butt licking thing, right?

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

I know there are rules, but, I mean, I’m an exception to all rules right?

Ha ha, remember when Monday’s headline was “Chipotle’s latest food-poisoning outbreak remains an impenetrable mystery” and then I posted in the comments “Here’s a thought, Chipotle: HEAT YOUR GODDAMNED MEAT TRAY HIGHER SO WHEN YOU SERVE IT, PEOPLE DON’T GET THE SHITS!”

Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.

I voted for Hillary and I think she would have been a pretty damn good President, but let’s not pretend that she was a passionate advocate for things like single payer healthcare, or even gun control. On all of these issues she was left of center, but always took care to stay within the realm of what moderate…

Some other choice quotes from the video (which is honestly worth watching in its entirety). Apologies in advance for any typos:

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

*clears throat* FLAMING HOMER!!

We need to bring back the Flaming Moe.

if you asked me which TV chef offered a Flaming Rum Donkey, I would’ve bet my life on Fieri

If you really, really don’t want to complain about her to the manager and otherwise avoid all conflict, learn the names of some other specific servers and ask to be seated in their section. Not only will you avoid the one you don’t like, you can build a positive relationship with a few others (also by tipping…