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The problem is the little glasses get empty to quickly.

That... doesn’t explain anything.

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

He never said he was a good lawyer.

Note to readers: If your lawyer is adding comments to “The Takeout” on a busy Wednesday afternoon at all, and (especially) just to condescendingly carve out obvious, narrow exemptions that allow him to use the “n-word” - he’s either not really a lawyer, or you should find yourself a better, more “employable” one.

When you make a completely off-topic plea for everyone to acknowledge a situation where you might be allowed to say the n-word, you’ve left ‘discussing things like a grownup’ way in the rearview mirror.

Oh okay, fine, you can find technical situations where you can say the n-word. Don’t you feel wonderful? The sun is shining again. What will you do with this knowledge?  

I met Papa John once.

posting a video today explaining that he’s gearing up to make a new documentary about how hard his life has gotten this year

It’s easy to point to Price’s original comment as “crossing the boundary” or unprofessional in the context of her job, but of course that’s not really the point for the people who wanted her fired.

Frighteningly or conveniently?

I’m sorry my description of five people being murdered was insufficiently cheery.

South Korea’s goals had heart, but Fútbol in the Groin had a fútbol in the groin.” - Arturo

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

R1 + Double Tap Square

Are you reading a different comment section than this one?

Nothing he’s done or been accused of says “mastermind”. It just says entitled asshole.