Meh, I’d rather play the game:

Wow I didn’t know it was possible to be a hipster at 8.

That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen.

Missed opportunity to play it off like a boss:

I’ll add that it’s some next level hypocrisy that a far left media organization has a commenting system that allows dissenting comments to be silenced without any appeal process or accountability. But I guess that’s the world we live in.

Oh, he’s aware

LOL, he noticed:

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

Optics is also a corporate term for appearance the way you’re using it.

As someone who has been locked up, I’m a big advocate for prison reform and humane prison treatment.

Not a good time to lose one’s head.

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation, you mean?

“In thick patois — I won’t do the voice. Well, I’ll do the voice a little...”

This is how John Mulaney turns a pretty funny joke to begin with into a great joke.

Ingredient list for 365 (Whole Food brand) Mayonnaise literally copied directly from their website:

Mayo has eggs in it. It is literally eggs and oil mixed together and not much else.

Doesn’t mayo have eggs in it?

Calamari Mata Hari might be my favorite line uttered on this show ever. Talbot is the best.