Ted Cruz? Who is this Ted Cruz? My name is Republican Incognito.
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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!
A deeply socially awkward man who tries to relate to people through poorly-timed Simpsons references?
Surprised he didn’t mention that Maggie shot a guy before she learned to walk or talk.
The Just Mayo ruling might be good precedent here...
http://fortune.com/2015/12/17/hampton-creek-just-mayo-fda/
Shamrock Shakes with Szechuan sauce for everyone!
Mayor MCcheese will have you thrown in jail for that
“Republicans are happily the party of Homer (self-absorbed, short-sighted idiot), Bart (amoral troll, uninterested in anything resembling education or responsibility), Maggie (actual, literal baby) and Marge (perpetually in denial, pretending everything is fine).”
My favorite was still Alex asking the contestant how he got into doing whatever inane hobby he listed, and the contestant’s reply was, “I unno. Something to do?”
He’s gonna stop halfway through the debate and have a stilted conversation with the candidates about their mundane lives.
“I have one?” was a question.
I’m sorry, you forgot to phrase your tax reform plan in the form of a question.
Awww, little King Trash Mouth thinks he’s a good President.
Reminds me of this pic I saw on Twitter.
what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter
Patrick: We got our selves another caller on the line. It’s Roy from Bama
Well, I’m sure they didn’t know she was seventeen. Doesn’t excuse the comment whatsoever, it’s an offensive thing to say about anyone of any age, not to mention particularly creepy considering it’s a seventeen, but, again, I’m sure he just didn’t know that she was a mi-