My favorite was still Alex asking the contestant how he got into doing whatever inane hobby he listed, and the contestant’s reply was, “I unno. Something to do?”

He’s gonna stop halfway through the debate and have a stilted conversation with the candidates about their mundane lives.

“I have one?” was a question.

I’m sorry, you forgot to phrase your tax reform plan in the form of a question.

Awww, little King Trash Mouth thinks he’s a good President.

You knew it was coming!

Reminds me of this pic I saw on Twitter.

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

Patrick: We got our selves another caller on the line. It’s Roy from Bama

Well, I’m sure they didn’t know she was seventeen. Doesn’t excuse the comment whatsoever, it’s an offensive thing to say about anyone of any age, not to mention particularly creepy considering it’s a seventeen, but, again, I’m sure he just didn’t know that she was a mi-

On the contrary. Neither Dallas nor Braden is a name.

I feel like that’s not what is important here, dude.

Why would you throw Shaun White at the Olympic organizers?

Let the tomatoes fly at the Olympic organizers for this blunder!

You’d figure he’d at least hold out for a Milky Way or something.

I think that move is called The Nunes.

it’s like something from drunk history.

Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that Sean O'Neal uses to sound important?