You’d figure he’d at least hold out for a Milky Way or something.

Really, his problem isn’t that he intentionally leaves questions unanswered, but more that he sets up a bunch of impossible-to-answer questions and then fucks off and leaves other people to fix what he left behind.

I think that move is called The Nunes.

it’s like something from drunk history.

I can’t believe you went into an article about how Pats fans are unbearable when challenged and proved it less than 20 minutes after the article came up

Do not come in your phone. That is not covered by the warranty.

Calm down. We’d be laughing at you regardless of whether we had that image or not.

You realize that ordering “A whisky and water” is a specific drink, right? You need to say something like “Whisky neat with a water on the side.” The whisky sour thing sounds like a screw up or a misunderstanding either between you and the server or the server and the bartender.

Casey Hudson (director of the first three Mass Effect games) first spearheaded Anthem (then called Dylan) in 2012, envisioning it as a game unlike anything else we’d seen before. Development didn’t go super-smoothly, Hudson left for Microsoft, and then in 2014, Destiny came out. Hudson has since returned to the…

Did you say “whiskey and water” or “whiskey with a water back”?

This story sounds like the setup of a joke, but then there was no punchline.

It is the 6th highest grossing movie ever. Anyone that claims TLJ is a commercial failure is a moron.

That is correct.

Smooth.

Sure: https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sweat-Pixels-Triumphant-Turbulent/dp/0062651234/ref=pd_rhf_se_p_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=AK624WK1BJ1779SA2NA6

This is what all marijuana smokers think. As someone who works in college residence halls, the vast majority of smokers are completely nose blind to the smell of weed. I’ve had to bring in professional cleaners to get the smell out on a multitude of occasions. This is also true for vaporizers. Now, if you want to not…

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

All those slogans sound like the design department was run by an insufferable bro who kept saying shit like

Or Doctor Strange one. And magic very well might be involved.

Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that Sean O'Neal uses to sound important?