I would watch Barsanti vs. O'Neal at Wrestlemania.

They're still putting new ones out, for reasons I can't fathom. The singer's voice gets higher and whinier with each one, it's like he's slowly going through reverse puberty.

This is one of those bands I absolutely loved in high school and still get really excited about when they have a new album.

No, it was a fresh cat litter container.

At least it's just the lawn and not the kids that are dead.

You wrote Chappie?

Tomorrow, as an example of a successful businessperson, they have a speech from someone in charge of a multilevel marketing company.

The AV Club
What the hell, I haven't done it in a while

No, nowadays the proper branding technique is to take a word that has very little to do with your product and remove random vowels. Like my amateur porn startup, "tbthmping."

Well of course she does, when you start every conversation with that.

My mom took away my computer after she heard all the nasty, vulgar lyrics spouted by the damnable Weird Al Yankovic.

Journalism here. And I started college in 2009!

Yvan eht nioj!

Huh. I did not realize it made that much. I guess I assumed since no one liked it (aside from a few defenders), no one saw it, but I guess they had to see it to know they didn't like it.

If Hollywood ever learned their lessons, they probably would have realized this was just going to be a flop like Anchorman 2; another beloved, quotable movie that had absolutely no need for a sequel, yet got one anyway long after the fact, despite the fact that even a lot of the biggest fans of the original were A-OK…

The A.V. Club

Scarborough is inexplicably well-liked by the rest of the Beltway media, so what he says and does has a big impact on what a lot of other journalists do, spreading the effects well beyond his own paltry audience.

I'm sure CBS won't let him turn down potential ratings, but admittedly, it's kind of tough to see Trump coming back to his couch after this work of art: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Family_Guy_Quote_Generator:
"A lot of dogs come through here, Brian. Which one were you again?"
"I was the one that could talk."
"Oh, Brian!"

Who does she think she is, Lucy Lawless?