You MONSTER. Miracle Whip is the most disgusting condiment of all.

Please stop trying to make irrelevant people famous. There’s enough of them already.

Shockingly, yes, people will buy a system for REALLY GOOD GAMES.

Repetition: Going through the same area for the same goal in the same direction, over and over.

Ah, well, if it’s affecting your health, you’ve made the right choice.

It’s default because it’s the better way to play. It’ll take some getting used to at first, but it’s worth it. You’ll be competing at a higher level. I’m not trying to sound elitist or anything, but I really think you should give yourself some time to adjust to it.

It’s like Clooney stepped into a real-life gaussian blur filter. Everything’s just a bit more rounded and um, formless.

Yeah, the Shelob thing seems really wrong. I haven’t watched any footage or seen an explanation, but why not just a new female character?

I think the biggest problem with the game was that all the children were inexplicably french.

Marina immediately grabbed me, but Pearl is growing on me. I’m really enjoying all their animations and the way they interact. So... team both? I think I will be true to my heart/stomach in the future.

Though Galaxy did make the button inputs for the long jump a bit less intuitive. In Galaxy, you pretty much have to hit duck and jump at the same time, but in 64, you had more freedom to let yourself slide a little before pressing jump.

It’s going to take a lot more than three hits to KO with 10oz boxing gloves, and that’s even if he can manage to land any ‘clean’ hits at all.

Suddenly the Bush administration makes sense! Sort of. Not really.

I remember watching Lost (so many regrets) and finding it awkward every time they’d have a flashback for the Sayid character (played by an actor of Indian descent) because he looked entirely different than all the other “Iraqis” around him.

Also “malformed” appears three times and BackConnect, Inc’s logo is made up of three shapes that form an overall hexagonal appearance, a six-sided shape, which is a multiple of three.

If you look at the patch notes, there are three capital-V’s, which happens to be a three-pointed character.

The CHURCH may have been cartoonishly evil, but the people weren’t, including the priest that Trevor recruited to assist in fighting off the demons.

With much of the cast being actual Europeans, you’d think they’d do better! Then again, this is fantasy-Wallachia, so I didn’t really mind.

This. There are so many classic recurring enemies to choose from.

It was originally written to be a trilogy of movies, so this makes sense.