I want the Simon one just to repaint it with something tolerable.

I need to start looking into resources for finding regular, solid, fun levels, if any exist. I’m not really into the trend of absurdly-difficult level design, though I guess it’s all about the Twitch/YouTube views.

When did golf clap change from sarcasm to sincerity? I’m so behind on internet language...

I may be unique in this, but I think I’ll wait for more evidence to come into play before jumping on either side of this.

You know, it never fails. A website tries to use a player other than YouTube and suddenly buffering is an issue. Maybe it fails to load entirely.

It’s American ethnocentrism at its most blatant—the hard-working American underdog taking on the rest of the world.

I guess I was at the right age when Zelda came out, but as a child with an overactive imagination, I found the Pols Voice to be quite the creepy creature. The name has a strange, almost ethereal quality to it (if you don’t know of the Japanese origins). Combine that with the creepy dungeon music and it heightens the…

Note the amount of ellipses, that quote was heavily edited.

I agree that Spiderman 1 has a great first act and then falls flat on its face, but I also think Spiderman 2 has the exact same problem. But man, the beginnings of those movies are great.

Mmm... Dragon’s Dogma.

I avoided it based on the demo. I really wanted to love it.

I had a roommate in college who wasn’t in on the joke either. He thought they were “demonic badasses” and their name stands for “Knights in Satan’s Service.” I guess he never discovered heavy metal. That would blow his mind.

That latex can stretch shouldn’t really surprise anyone. However, that doesn’t say much about the comfort of a person wearing a condom on their penis, nor its ability to withstand movement, pressure, and friction during sex.

I don’t know why but this comment gave me flashbacks of playing Oblivion on a severely-underpowered laptop. It actually ran fine indoors, but outdoor areas would become unplayable if combat started. The workaround was to open the console and disable AI. Ran just fine after that!

Concept art is a pretty specific skill set. Have you considered taking a course in it?

“...StageCoach are enrolling but there teachers have been known to wear mixed fabrics...”

I’m willing to forgive some mistakes based on this being a text message. Also, I think the use of ‘there’ was intentional.

For a period after the incident, the quality of their food went way up. It was pretty great, for fast food. It has long since gone back to garbage though.

To someone who is red/green colorblind, the only colors they can truly see are yellow and blue. Everything else is just a muddy mixture of the two.

Maybe Logan would’ve liked to see the name die, but the marketing team at Marvel sure wouldn’t.