Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Pretty disrespectful of Kaepernick, especially after Santa Clara PD worked so hard to keep Ray McDonald and Aldon Smith from facing charges.

Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.

MVP candidate? People (you) still believe that?

This is a huge free agent signing, I can’t wait to read Zach Lowe’s analysis.

I feel like I’m in a sort of unique position—I’m a former NCAA DI coach who now teaches at a large state school. Man, I love having athletes in my classes, so it always makes me sad/frustrated when athletes express this idea that they think all faculty are against them. Many faculty truly enjoy university athletics…

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

It really is tough growing up as a Bay Area fan. I mean, what do I choose? History in my lifetime? Then I can look to the A’s, Warriors an Raiders of the 70s. Coming of age? The Niners did it for me (and set a standard for consistent greatness (until shitting the bed)). My favorite team? Oh, yeah, the Giants have done…

And that’s what separates pro athletes from the rest of us, that willingness to devote unthinkable chunks of their lives to honing skills that may actually only pay off a handful of times each year.

Great point, what would the Warriors have last year been without their star, former #1 pick Andrew Bogut.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

*Employed

Why is this posted on this article? Why don’t you fuck off?

Obligatory:

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Yann Plan Cooked.

:( I tried adopting Melo but he was missing his shots.

My first period after Nuvaring I noticed something dangling from my vag. Naturally I pulled on it. Out came what I assume was a chunk of the lining of my uterus.

Russian Translation: “Here’s the three from Steph Curry...oh look he made it. Putin would have made it blindfolded.”