I love undersharing. I wish it was the norm.

When asked why she didn’t discuss her pneumonia diagnosis until after it became abundantly necessary to do so, she said she “didn’t think it was going to be that big a deal.”

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

We all know that’s not as disrespectful as quietly sitting down during the national anthem. Geez.

Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.

He would never. “I was being sarcastic. Don’t you get sarcasm?” is his escape hatch for whenever he gets too much blowback for saying something terrible.

oh this sounds like a GREAT idea.

Great. Another fucking idea for Trump to add to his platform.

No, he’s not the messiah, he’s just personally chosen by god to lead the chosen people. This cloud giving the Hitler salute proves it.

“Taco Trucks on every corner” - Matthew 3:11

She literally bought her entire current face and body a year ago and now she’s acting like the only one that has a lock on it? So people who looked like that naturally before can’t have modelling opportunities until she gets tired of her current face and changes it again?

“You literally look like Rob paid for you,” says Khloé.

I gasped. I forget that 15 is still a child. I’m trying to picture a girl TWO YEARS YOUNGER than this girl, being grilled on the stand by the defense.

God. She’s so young.

This was my exact thought. How on earth do they find any women to serve on such juries?!?

I dunno, I really like her “Brazilian boyfriend” Arthur Mariano:

They’re so tacky they go all the way back around to tasteful.

Seriously?! Not just all of this ridiculousness, but you DIDN’T GO WITH YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS COMPETING IN THE OLYMPICS?!?! How many Superbowls did you make her sit through? She literally competes one week every four years. WTF?

But how did you explain that turban to them?