“And ALL lives matter, AV Club shitlibs!"

LOL at 'shitlib.' Let me guess, you're not a Trumper but there's compelling evidence of widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election. Am I right? 

No. 

The musics of today = breathy, mumbly electronic crap.

Or you could cite your source, even.

Fucking Zoe Kravitz is damn Joe Jonas without the money, talent, or charisma. Just fucking handsome with a great head of hair and that’s it. Fucking makes me sick.

Lack of musical talent does not seem to be a significant obstacle to success in the music business. Nothing new there. 

Sam Elliot was interested in politics from a very young age. 

“Arise, Lord Vader, and eat thy Wheaties."

“Uh, I’m not the Obi-Wan you are looking for.”

The prequels were disasters, but at least they were original disasters. The sequels were pointless rehashes, particularly TFA. 

By “staying in touch” does Ewan mean “I just constantly text ‘I have the high ground’ memes to Hayden?”

Right. And remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile!

You seem like a lot of fun. 

Not saying UA was canceled, saying that it took forever to get anywhere (at least in Season One). I'm only one episode into S2 but I hear the pacing is better. 

Meh. 

I, for one, welcome Atlanta 1980. Or even AfterATLANTA.

If this is the AV Club trying to get me to play LESS Super Mario Odyssey, I’ve got bad news.

We non-upper-canines are homo Imperator. Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion.

Well I mean...how can you not?