You report people who quit games you are in? Why the hell would you do that?

I played three rounds when it was free and quit because it was so boring. No variation, gimmicky powers. I couldn’t fathom why people were so obsessed until I read that 56% of ADHD cases are never properly diagnosed.

That is some first class cynicism right there! “You’ll be worried they’ll take or ruin what you have.”

“incredibly easy to write.”

You seem to be cherry-picking. The story was more than just “find Ciri.” So much more that it makes me wonder if we even played the same game. Using your method, I can say The Witcher 2's story was just “find Letho, find Letho, find Letho.” And in fact Witcher 2, for all its greatness had some horrendous plotting that…

Stories are fantastic. Not a mark of good storytelling.

I dont think the Wild Hunt is any better or worse than the Blight. In fact, they at least have a more sympathetic motive than the Blight. The Blight is just a virus basically with no reasoning or strategy or...character development.

I was thinking exactly this when I saw your comment. We already have the GamerGate stereotype to contend with.

I have to know: is that a handjob (hoofjob?) from a goat or am I paying to give it to the goat?

Nope. Never done it.

What’s the joke? ‘Cause I definitely don’t get it.

The Brotherhood of Steel.

Then you should visit more...and argue less!

I am guessing you drive your parents insane.

It’s not a huge stretch to end up with two kids’ movies that have butterflies and lions. If you watched kids stuff daily like I do, you would see that butterflies are like the universal signal for cute and cuddly when they are fluttering around another animal. Plus maybe butterflies really do hang with lions all the…

The Lion King is based on Hamlet, not an obscure japanese cartoon. Kimba and Simba being similar triggers no alarms whatsoever. What are the odds afterall that two studios would use names that sound perfectly at home in a movie about lions? I don’t know if you watch a lot of kid’s stuff as an adult but I have a…

You win my internet for the day. And today’s a frickin’ holiday!