I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Oh God, who would be his running mate? Satan? AT&T Customer Service?

“He offends me,” Bourdain stated, while also criticizing the Trump Taj Mahal casino. “It’s everything I hate. It’s the enemy of the human spirit.”

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

You could have just said no instead of posting my heartfelt missive on the internet.

I wonder how close his parents are in age to his wife.

All my friends are dead of dysentery. :(

Seriously.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

I once had a string of wrong number texts from multiple different people. One was setting up a homework session; I told them I’d bring snacks. I hope someone brought snacks