The answer is WHO THE HELL CARES.  And why did I read this post.  And why am I commenting on this post.  My life is of finite duration and any moment thinking about this is subtracting from the balance of my remaining life. 

Maybe they should be deported. 

Indeed, I worked with a professor of particle physics at MIT who espoused using Fahrenheit for air temperature because it’s a more useful scale for human experience. The reality is that scientists use different systems of units all the time to make their work more convenient (e.g. electron-volts, solar masses). 

They are the shoots and flowers of the garlic plant, and they are usually only available for a few weeks each year. If you see them, I urge you to try them. At my local store, they put them next to the asparagus, but again, they come and go in an instant. They can be roasted like asparagus and they have a wonderful…

Of course you should! Also, now’s your chance (or maybe too late) to grill garlic scapes —if you can find them at your local market then you should instantly buy and consume all of them. 

If you make a pizza with care and also take care of your employees, and it costs a little more for both of these reasons, my verdict is WOULD BUY. 

The best part is that giant nails obviously don’t get in the way of your game play.

There are still better Hollywood Christophers (of which Hollywood Chrises is a subset):

And not for the first time, because her daughter already went to law school at — let’s see — oh it was Yale Law, where her mommy and daddy are both professors. Oh Aunt Becky, your attempts to get your daughter into college are just so nouveau riche. 

Attending Yale Law on “Army Ed Delay” also doesn’t take away from the fact that Sophia Chua Rubenfield went to Yale Law, which happens to be the law school where both her mommy and her daddy are on the faculty. 

The better solution, obviously, a man-skorts.

As I dad I can confirm that “here comes the broccoli airplane” really is the best approach. Especially if you use a special airplane fork:

Yes but none of these math tricks helps me to intuitively understand why 1729 is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways.

Starred for vigorish.

OK I’m rooting for the seagull now. Seagull is obviously a scholar of maritime law, and embraces the common law doctrine of finders keepers losers weepers. 

Also, Chua-Rubenfeld went to law school at Yale Law.  I’m sure that had nothing to do with the fact that her mommy and her daddy are professors at Yale Law. 

Service cannot be denied “for any reason.” For example, you cannot deny service to a black person because he is black, even in a private place of business. Cf. Civil Rights Act (1964). You also cannot deny service on the basis of religion, sex, or disability, among other things, even in a private place in business.…

Hopefully just a flesh wound.

I went with my dad and his second wife on their honeymoon when I was around age 10 or so.

Calling it MMA instead of UFC really does remove the issue that it is human cockfighting.