They should try to make this a little more like actual cockfighting by putting spurs on the heels of the competitors.

Neither is OK.  UFC is human cockfighting. 

This is all just part of the BIG KETCHUP evil plan to take up all of the condiment shelf space at your local grocery story. Soon, you’ll have six shelves of megacorporate ketchup and ketchup derivatives like Edchup and Mayochup, and no room for decent condiments like gochujang and aji amarillo.

Duracells (copper tops) and Energizers have the same innards with different, brand-labelled sleeves. So, I find it hard to believe that Duracells would leak while Energizers would not. Your personal experience could vary, of course — for example, if you were handed a box of nearly-expired Duracells vs. a box of…

OK but I want to see the generated portraits for Wallace Shawn, Gilbert Gottfried, and Bobcat Goldthwait.  You know the researchers put their voices into the machine. 

Imma let you finish but lemme do some ‘splaining for the benefit of both the panel and the audience! 

Uh, I’m sure this guy can write a check for $500k without fretting about an overdraft fee on his checking account. He’ll be OK. 

To this list, also add:

Because a congressional subpoena is quite different from a court subpoena. With a congressional subpoena, the legislative branch of our government is commanding you to testify. With a court subpoena, the judicial branch of our government is commanding you to testify.  The real dilemma is that in either case, the…

Because a congressional subpoena is quite different from a court subpoena. With a congressional subpoena, the legislative branch of our government is commanding you to testify. With a court subpoena, the judicial branch of our government is commanding you to testify.  The real dilemma is that in either case, the…

Fuck this guy. There’s nothing “gentle” about a libertarian. The libertarian health care plan is for people who can’t afford health care to die quickly and reduce the surplus population. The libertarian social security plan is for people who can’t afford retirement to die quickly and reduce the burden on the people…

Seriously, at a Volvo dealer $1000 will get you an oil change and a 12-point safety inspection. 

Roadside assistance is less than $1/month as an add-on to my auto insurance policy (with USAA). 

This is a story worthy of epic dramatization on stage or on screen: Chris Kattan, beautiful sweet young thespian, seeking the fruition of his life’s work in A Night at the Roxbury, faces the greatest dilemma of his blossoming acting career — the lustful, scheming machinations of the Hollywood elite.

TV: Game of Thrones seasons 5-8

Tragically, the tourists on the cruise ship still disembarked and proceeded to feed pigeons, buy T-shirts, and take selfies in St. Mark’s Square.

Not a fair comparison. Edward Scissorhands was a good person with a monstrous visage. Kushner is a monstrous person with a good visage.

HOA dues are a very big deal. An HOA can foreclose on your property if you don’t pay your dues. And an HOA can vote to double everybody’s monthly dues if the HOA didn’t plan for major capital expenses like replacing the roof on the condo building, or if half of the HOA members don’t pay their dues (For example, if…

A milk bar, you say?