The better solution, obviously, a man-skorts.

As I dad I can confirm that “here comes the broccoli airplane” really is the best approach. Especially if you use a special airplane fork:

Yes but none of these math tricks helps me to intuitively understand why 1729 is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways.

Starred for vigorish.

OK I’m rooting for the seagull now. Seagull is obviously a scholar of maritime law, and embraces the common law doctrine of finders keepers losers weepers. 

Also, Chua-Rubenfeld went to law school at Yale Law.  I’m sure that had nothing to do with the fact that her mommy and her daddy are professors at Yale Law. 

Service cannot be denied “for any reason.” For example, you cannot deny service to a black person because he is black, even in a private place of business. Cf. Civil Rights Act (1964). You also cannot deny service on the basis of religion, sex, or disability, among other things, even in a private place in business.…

Hopefully just a flesh wound.

I went with my dad and his second wife on their honeymoon when I was around age 10 or so.

Calling it MMA instead of UFC really does remove the issue that it is human cockfighting. 

They should try to make this a little more like actual cockfighting by putting spurs on the heels of the competitors.

Neither is OK.  UFC is human cockfighting. 

This is all just part of the BIG KETCHUP evil plan to take up all of the condiment shelf space at your local grocery story. Soon, you’ll have six shelves of megacorporate ketchup and ketchup derivatives like Edchup and Mayochup, and no room for decent condiments like gochujang and aji amarillo.

Duracells (copper tops) and Energizers have the same innards with different, brand-labelled sleeves. So, I find it hard to believe that Duracells would leak while Energizers would not. Your personal experience could vary, of course — for example, if you were handed a box of nearly-expired Duracells vs. a box of…

Imma let you finish but lemme do some ‘splaining for the benefit of both the panel and the audience! 

Uh, I’m sure this guy can write a check for $500k without fretting about an overdraft fee on his checking account. He’ll be OK. 

To this list, also add:

Because a congressional subpoena is quite different from a court subpoena. With a congressional subpoena, the legislative branch of our government is commanding you to testify. With a court subpoena, the judicial branch of our government is commanding you to testify.  The real dilemma is that in either case, the…

Because a congressional subpoena is quite different from a court subpoena. With a congressional subpoena, the legislative branch of our government is commanding you to testify. With a court subpoena, the judicial branch of our government is commanding you to testify.  The real dilemma is that in either case, the…