OK so where do you go for news these days? CNN? Breitbart? Your Facebook news feed? I have some trust in the Times at least because Trump hates them.

Indeed. Ed Sheeran is so terrible that I am actually rooting for the limited liability business entity known as “Structured Asset Sales” (even though it’s probably owned by Martin Shkreli, Donald Trump Jr., and Gordon Gekko). 

Hmm, that is too bad. [Looks at bracket.]  Well hopefully they’ll lose to Brazil, or, better yet, Japan. 

Please, please, let South Korea meet Mexico on the field at this World Cup and win the match. 

First the Mexican fans can’t chant “puto,” now they can’t make slant-eye gestures. How are racist pigs supposed to enjoy the beautiful game when they are being constantly hectored and policed?

VOTE. 

It’s Nintendo that’s feeding the scalpers with its limited distribution of this product.

Nit-nitpick:

I’m a white lib and I voted enthusiastically for Clinton.

Let us also pause for a moment to remember that Hillary was such a fucking terrible candidate that she couldn’t even beat Trump.

Kennedy doesn’t deserve the credit he’s given as a “swing” justice. He’s a conservative justice. Look at the recent batch of 5-4 decisions with Kennedy joining the conservatives.

Too old.  And used to be pro-choice and pro-gun-control. 

Take a deep breath and look at the big picture.

Hmm, well, Trump is one day closer to death, so there’s that. Sometimes I take comfort in the fact that, given my relative youth and Trump’s relative age, I will one day read in the paper that he is dead. That’s assuming, of course, that papers will exist in the future and that we won’t simultaneously perish in a…

For Christ’s sake, did you read the article?  Better credit score means you pay less INTEREST, for the same PRINCIPAL (purchase price). 

Sounds good, if you’re buying a house in Podunk. If you’re working in a major metro area, even on a high-end white collar salary, this is not a practical home-buying scenario these days. 

From a historical perspective, these are beautiful and priceless.

I am not fundamentally opposed to handmade ketchup but I just don’t have the time. I’m sure homemade butter is amazingly good but if I just want a piece of buttered toast I’m not going to break out the butter churn.  

“What condiment is totally worth making yourself? Tartar sauce. It takes two minutes and I can add more relish and capers than is standard.”