Hmm, well, Trump is one day closer to death, so there’s that. Sometimes I take comfort in the fact that, given my relative youth and Trump’s relative age, I will one day read in the paper that he is dead. That’s assuming, of course, that papers will exist in the future and that we won’t simultaneously perish in a…

Seriously. They could have let the original 3 retire in comfort and just show up in cameos in the new trilogy. Instead, they’re picking them off one by one — Solo, then Luke, and then surely Leia in episode 9. To cap it off somebody should skin Chewie and turn him into a rug. So poignant!

For Christ’s sake, did you read the article?  Better credit score means you pay less INTEREST, for the same PRINCIPAL (purchase price). 

Sounds good, if you’re buying a house in Podunk. If you’re working in a major metro area, even on a high-end white collar salary, this is not a practical home-buying scenario these days. 

From a historical perspective, these are beautiful and priceless.

I am not fundamentally opposed to handmade ketchup but I just don’t have the time. I’m sure homemade butter is amazingly good but if I just want a piece of buttered toast I’m not going to break out the butter churn.  

“What condiment is totally worth making yourself? Tartar sauce. It takes two minutes and I can add more relish and capers than is standard.”

Yes, and when Trump tweeted “Be careful what you wish for Max!” that was code for his followers to beat people up who oppose Trump.

We could always impeach and remove Thief Justice Gorsuch if Trump himself gets impeached and removed (because his appointment would be tainted by the election of Trump and should be rescinded).

Yes, but that driving convention makes more sense to me — you can lose traction driving uphill if you’re forced to stop and yield to a downhill driver (especially in snow/ice conditions).

Not sure I agree about the “yield to uphill hikers” rule. Hikers coming downhill are more tired and more likely to slip or twist an ankle if they have to stop their downward momentum. Hikers going uphill can stop their upward momentum by just not taking the next step.

Just wrap yourself in plastic before you get to work.

Or you could, just, you know, bread your cutlets with corn meal, cheese, buttermilk, and spices and avoid all the trash ingredients in Doritos.

Trump, like a true tyrant, is said to have a paranoia about food poisoning.

If Trump gets impeached and removed from office, Thief Justice Gorsuch needs to go too.

Who said it’s not OK to mock the outward appearance of lefties? Mock away, left or right.

This is about fucking over the poor, regardless of race. I’m white and I have paid thousands of dollars in overdraft fees, payday loan fees, etc. when I had no other choice because I was damn broke. 

Gorsuch dissented.  So much for the Thief Justice following in the footsteps of his idol Scalia, who was actually a strong advocate for 4th amendment protections. 

Let’s get it on...