Eh, the devil never loses a contract dispute. You might get your eternal youth, but the devil will then throw in an eternal Trump presidency because the contract was silent about that.

“lobsters do not die of old age. the only thing time does to a lobster is make it bigger and bigger, if environmental conditions are good”

You’d think so, but the pro-lifers’ concern for the lives of children ends when the children are born.

FUCK THIS GUY

Seriously. Born of an immigrant and raised in San Francisco.

“Let them eat cake” is less callous, because there’s at least some room to argue that the sentiment is merely grossly ignorant (they don’t have bread, so they should have cake).

Switzerland also didn’t oppose the Nazis, that’s probably appealing to Trumpists.  It’s the ultimate “both sides” country. 

Logan Paul doesn’t need to have any skills or virtues, he’s going to become president some day just like Trump.

Well this is basically what you see when you go to work at Google or Facebook or whatnot. It’s the same concept — design the space to encourage the team members/employees to spend every waking moment there.

Yeah, except that there is sex happening in frat houses. 

I really don’t care how Trump is removed from office, as long as it happens soon. 

So we are actually in hell.  I died in 2016 without any awareness of the fact, and was subtly transported to hell.  I guess I should have realized that Satan is devilishly clever in fashioning the worst possible torment. 

“the next trilogy of Star Wars films”

I’ve been reading the bio of Alexander Hamilton. That orphaned bastard child born in the West Indies would have never gotten a visa these days. (Yes I know he came to America during the colonial period.)

“We don’t work for Facebook … Why do we have to pay the high price?”

I’ve lately gravitated toward old-school continental European lagers like Pilsner Urquell, Warsteiner, or Bitburger. I like a hoppy American-style IPA now and then, but when I want a simple drinkable lager I go back to the old country. I’m wary of American craft lagers because in my experience they’re still too hoppy…

Ugh, just reading the description of this food item is causing me to have gastrointestinal distress.

“I’m an unemployed opioid addict on social security disability and I barely graduated high school, but I’m sick of these foreigners stealing our jobs just because they have masters’ degrees in computer science.”

Sadly, the deplorables who voted for him surely think it’s awesome that he threw Starbursts at the head of state of a key US ally. They’ll probably turn the episode into a t-shirt and wear it at the next rally.

Points for creativity, but let’s talk about the mechanics of dipping this thing. You would probably want to break it in half to dip it, so then we’re just talking about two C-shaped nuggets. On the other hand, if you’re going to pour a sauce on it, why wouldn’t you just do a straight-up chicken cutlet?