Yeah, except that there is sex happening in frat houses. 

I really don’t care how Trump is removed from office, as long as it happens soon. 

So we are actually in hell.  I died in 2016 without any awareness of the fact, and was subtly transported to hell.  I guess I should have realized that Satan is devilishly clever in fashioning the worst possible torment. 

“the next trilogy of Star Wars films”

I’ve been reading the bio of Alexander Hamilton. That orphaned bastard child born in the West Indies would have never gotten a visa these days. (Yes I know he came to America during the colonial period.)

“We don’t work for Facebook … Why do we have to pay the high price?”

I’ve lately gravitated toward old-school continental European lagers like Pilsner Urquell, Warsteiner, or Bitburger. I like a hoppy American-style IPA now and then, but when I want a simple drinkable lager I go back to the old country. I’m wary of American craft lagers because in my experience they’re still too hoppy…

Ugh, just reading the description of this food item is causing me to have gastrointestinal distress.

“I’m an unemployed opioid addict on social security disability and I barely graduated high school, but I’m sick of these foreigners stealing our jobs just because they have masters’ degrees in computer science.”

Sadly, the deplorables who voted for him surely think it’s awesome that he threw Starbursts at the head of state of a key US ally. They’ll probably turn the episode into a t-shirt and wear it at the next rally.

Points for creativity, but let’s talk about the mechanics of dipping this thing. You would probably want to break it in half to dip it, so then we’re just talking about two C-shaped nuggets. On the other hand, if you’re going to pour a sauce on it, why wouldn’t you just do a straight-up chicken cutlet?

STOP IT WITH THE TONGUES

Ariel, my first love...

C’mon you know that Elastigirl is a demon in the sack.

Preach it. Immigrants come to this country to work hard and create better lives for themselves and their families . In the process they improve the economy and they improve the community with their diversity, ingenuity, and vitality.

Yes, and a fool who represents himself...

Actually I think he’s saying we need a Final Solution to the immigrant problem.