“Unless I missed something, it’s unclear how it got back upright.”

That would be awesome. Fill the press room with earnest pre-teens and teenage witnesses to school shootings.

You just changed my mind about Kim K’s visit. Thanks for helping me understand the virtue of what she’s trying to do.

“Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?”

Lawyer here, although not a constitutional scholar by any stretch.

“It can do hard, soft, and medium-boiled eggs, as well as poached eggs, scrambled eggs, and omelet.”

That just makes it even better. You can imagine how they’re fuming as they do the tricks. They’re thinking, “Just give me the damn treats already.”

“Savitsky Cats, a roving collective of circus animals from the Ukraine...”

Obviously, Wilbur needs to follow his boss’s lead and spend his time focusing on golfing and rage tweeting.

Are you kidding? The east and west playoffs both went to a game 7 and that’s super exciting. Maybe the finals will be less interesting but come on, it’s never boring to see these amazing athletes face off on the court. For me it’s less about the team wins/losses and more about the performances of the individual…

Just wait for the Trumpian fans of the show to complain that Ms. Barr’s first amendment rights have been trampelled upon by the cancellation of the show.

Gilbert’s probably just devastated to lose the acting gig.

This is an excellent comeuppance in TV land, I’m just waiting for the much greater comeuppance for the folks who hitched their wagon to Trump. When is that coming?

Band-aids. The biggest problem with student loans, public and private, is that they are not dischargeable in bankruptcy. You can max out your credit cards for a Las Vegas trip and get your debt discharged in bankruptcy, but if you borrow money to go to school and then later find yourself unable to repay it, you’re…

OK so can I substitute canned beans? :)

And let’s not forget that “non-profit” doesn’t mean that the organization is run by monks who have taken vows of poverty to rescue puppies. It only means that the organization doesn’t distribute profits to investors. There are many non-profits with officers who pocket millions of dollars in compensation. Like the CEO…

Don’t take a knee, stand tall and salute during the anthem!

Okay, players, don’t kneel for the anthem ... salute!