He’s also a fucking good lawyer. How on earth did Stormy find him? He’s better at lawyering than the president’s lawyers.

I also hated Hamilton the musical because, come on, Hamilton wasn’t Puerto Rican! And Aaron Burr definitely wasn’t black!

Don’t forget to complete the look with an extra-long tie.

Seriously. If I were Obama, I would be like: “I gave you 8 years, and then you fuckers voted for TRUMP to replace me. I am DONE with you all, and leaving the planet on Elon Musk’s next rocket.”

I hope they make this argument that it’s his personal twitter account. It will be fun to see the Trump team complain about Hillary’s emails from one corner of their mouth, and then complain about Trump’s rights as a private twitter account holder from the other corner of their mouth.

It is not a new thing, although the absurdity of the honorific is a new thing.

OK so I really don’t know what it means to be LGBTQ in an alien scifi universe.

They regret dishonoring Japan by playing this dumb American sport.

I’m done with CFLs. We bought a bunch of these ugly, expensive, toxin-filled bulbs expecting them to last forever, and they failed quicker than the incandescents they replaced. Apparently they don’t last as long if you turn them on and off frequently, so maybe they’re a good option for lighting a 24-hour convenience…

I totally understand the hesitation. However, I’m not sure that the problems you listed are insurmountable. Of course it doesn’t matter whether or not they are still employed as police officers. Lack of detail doesn’t matter — they made a confession to you and a prosecutor could look through a list of the stops made…

Who knew that lynxes were so fucking catty.

Sounds like me after I read Barf Bag every day.

Maybe you should report them so that they can face justice for their crimes.

What are you apologizing for? Unless you’re part of the crew that put together this show, you are in no way part of the problem here.

What are you apologizing for? Unless you’re part of the crew that put together this show, you are in no way part of the problem here.

OK, let’s hear about the violent animals of the Italian-American Mafia. Oh wait, we romanticize them with movies by Scorcese and Coppola.

Teacher’s email says:

He won’t get $1 million (that’s pretty excessive, most of the harm was actually caused by the law enforcement here), but Burger King should pay him a decent amount ($10 grand or so) and make a public apology.