Wait, so Jordan Peele isn’t black enough because he’s biracial, has a white wife, and the deaths of the white women in Get Out weren’t as gory as the other deaths? What the fuck.

Or interdimensional portals.

Pence is probably more conservative than Trump (e.g. he actually believes in banning abortion, whereas Trump surely doesn’t care). At the same time, Pence would probably actually operate as a president under our Constitution, unlike Trump, who really just wants to be king.

I’m just amazed that he wakes up each day and wants to eat another two Big Macs that day, for decades. I mean, I might go on a kick where I eat the same thing for lunch every day for a couple weeks, but eventually, I’m like, “eh, that’s enough of that, time to change it up.” Apparently, that thought never crossed this…

That is so bizarre, given that the NYC theater creatives are probably about as lefty/queer/diverse as you can get. I’m picturing these dudes in MAGA hats carrying furniture past black drag queens adjusting their sequined bras backstage.

Come on, don’t you remember Nancy Reagan’s legendary anti-drug campaign, “Just No”?

I also think they’re not ready to read “if god is white, kill god” as anything more than literal blasphemy. But of course Dr. Cone did not mean it literally. And it really has nothing to do with the actual skin color of the historical Jesus, but that’s what the Fox News debate about Dr. Cone would devolve into.

Also, under our federalist system, each state has general police power. In other words, unlike the federal government, which can only exercise the specific powers authorized by the Constitution, the state government can exercise any powers that aren’t forbidden by the Constitution. With this police power, the state…

Effingham County sounds like an effing shithole.

Wait, are you saying you love the airport security caste system because you’re now in the top caste, or you hate it because it reminds you of white caste privilege?

Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 16(3): “The family is the natural and fundamental group unit of society and is entitled to protection by society and the State.”

Wow I didn’t know I could turn left on a red left arrow from a two-way street onto a one-way street in my state, Washington. That actually would come in very handy in downtown Seattle.

A good number of people don’t seem to understand that you can turn right on a red arrow after coming to a complete stop. They seem to think the red arrow means “no right turn.” This confuses enough people that many intersections in my city with right arrow signaling also have a sign that says “ok to turn right on red…

Meh, I’m okay with dividing evenly unless you ordered the lobster and an extra martini. If each diner’s tab roughly the same, give or take 25% or so, it’s easier to just divide evenly. Especially if you figure in the tip BEFORE you divide evenly (so you don’t end up tipping more to make up for your cheapskate friend).

Who knew she was playing such a long game?

Plus you know it’s a swamp down there on this big fella.

Giuliani hasn’t been an attorney for a long time. Does he still even have a law license?

Christ in hell, Giuliani, you really have forgotten how to be a lawyer. And you were once a U.S. Attorney for New York.

Also, the House GOP has never had a more urgent need for a Catholic priest.