Don’t forget the thinly sliced dolphin. Substitute non-dolphin-friendly canned tuna if needed.

“Just add tabs of butter” is the way to finish every dish at every restaurant, my friend. :)

So basically liquid cheese.

At least they don’t live in Oxnard.

Well those refugee students are probably bringing drugs, or bringing crime, or they’re rapists. But I’m sure that our president has graciously assumed that some of them are good people.

Just visit ye olde barber surgeon for assistance with country matters.

Either that or he’s gonna get hurt on the ice in retaliation.

Kanye doesn’t care about black people, apparently.

Wait just a God damn minute. Trump goons walked into this doctor’s office and physically seized medical records? Isn’t that, like, a crime?

I am sad that he lives in such fear of his neighbors. Maybe he could get to know his neighbors — bring over a plate of cookies or something. What are his other options, really — Move away? Shoot first?

We get it your’re a woke sushi bro.

You can always countersue with a claim of frivolous/vexatious litigation. And in your counterclaim, you can and should ask to recover the legal fees that you paid to defend yourself against any frivolous claims. You should also seek sanctions against the lawyer who brought the frivolous claims — the lawyer should be…

Yes, I basically said so in my post above (most journal articles are in English, then in French or German).

I’m not crying, I just ate a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and then rubbed my eyes.

I think the poster is trying to imply that if you grew up in the US (where Spanish is the largest secondary language), you probably only studied French because you’re fancy and you spent your childhood summers at your family vacation home in Provence.

Your wife is right. It’s a hatch version of the Aztek.

I don’t care how fun it is to drive, I’m not going to drive a hatch version of the Aztek.

The theaters in my area recently seem to have reserved seating for every seat in every theater for every movie. This is probably partly to avoid crowds queuing up for the best seats on opening weekends, and probably partly to kill moviepass because by the time you arrive at the theater, the best seats are taken and…