“Mensa member smart” = tediously smug about how good you are at sudoku and crosswords and such. I don’t think you meant it in this way.

Is that PUSSY(TM) brand perfume that you’re wearing?

They are wicked, but not completely insane. This is a war of attrition. They mean to wear us down by tedious and tenacious repetition.

Never mind that most illegal immigration is from visa overstays, which would be unaffected by the fucking wall.

Your points are very cogent. How can I move to Norway?

Hmm, I wouldn’t go quite that far. America is still a great country, and the American dream is still alive. We just have a shithole president and a shithole minority electorate that put him in office. We just need to get rid of our shithole president and outvote his shithole minority electorate in the next election.

The commission was dissolved just after a judge ordered that commission members disclose correspondence that wasn’t shared with the Democratic members of the commission. Hmm, that couldn’t possibly mean that the Republican members of the commission were trying to stonewall Democratic involvement in the commission?

I agree, HOWEVER, both parties have been guilty of gerrymandering. Which is why district-drawing has to be done by a truly non-partisan commission, preferably by a neutral computer algorithm.

No, corporate officers are not obligated to pay the least wages possible. In representing the interests of the shareholders, corporate officers can make business decisions about how best to hire and retain employees. A corporate officer could reasonably decide that he should pay more to his employees, with the…

Imagine the competition for window offices in that monstrosity. Hell in a handbasket.

The first amendment doesn’t protect libelous speech, but when the speech is about a public figure, there’s a very high bar to prove libel — the plaintiff must prove that the writer or publisher knew that the statements were false or made the statements with reckless disregard for the truth.

Nah, it’s Princess Bride emptying out the Thieves’ Forest.

You would think the articles would bother mentioning what she was studying, sheesh.

Actually at my neighborhood Starbucks I can order a “large coffee” and they don’t blink, they just ring it up as a “grande dark brew” or somesuch. Which, being 16 ounces of coffee, is probably a full pot of coffee by Voltaire/Balzac standards.

The size of the glass doesn’t matter as long as you’ve got a bottle or pitcher handy for refilling.

Wenn der Führer says, “Ve is der master race”
Ve HEIL!{honk} HEIL!{honk} Right in Der Führer’s face

“Pseudo-Rockettes performance”

I’m always skeptical about a sexual harassment claim against a woman by a man. Am I being sexist, or is female-on-male sexual harassment/assault as rare as I think it is?

I’ll laugh all the way to the bank when I resign and rejoin the private sector with Verizon or Comcast, hee haw!