I’m all for a Reckoning, but the Reckoning is a joke if it doesn’t bring down the most consequential abuser of them all, Donald Trump.

Oh, I think I heeard something about the Republicans needing to pass an emergency spending bill to keep the government open? FUCK THAT. SHUT IT DOWN. If they Republicans are going to use these kinds of tactics to ram through legislation without any deliberation and without any Democratic votes, it is time for Senate…

Who would perform at a White House party these days? Ted Nugent, Lee Greenwood, Kid Rock. Weep for America.

OK with the visual artistry going into these pies, now we need a piewrecks blog to follow the lead of cakewrecks.

Wait, it costs $2500 to pull a jar off of a cat’s head? Thanks Obama!

Object permanence is a damnable lie perpetuated by the people who want to pry our guns from our fat tiny fingers.

I am impressed by her stamina to shovel bullshit.

“The judge overseeing that case will be a Trump appointee.”

C’mon, if Fake News is reporting that the woman’s story is fake, then the woman’s story must be true!

Except for that racist machine-learning program that identified black people as gorillas. That program probably has a column on Breitbart now.

So, given that it’s fake news when the Washington Post reveals alt-right fakery, it must be true that Roy Moore impregnated this woman.

Well, in the 60's, they murdered JFK, RFK, and MLK, and young people were forced against their will to go to war in Vietnam, and war protesters were gunned down, and Nixon became president. That was probably as bad a time as now, or worse.

I don’t disagree, but I think at least half and half butter and olive oil would be a good modification. In America, we have an affection for southern-style Italian food because most Italian-Americans are from the south. And there’s plenty of oilve oil in northern Italy, I remember passing large olive groves in…

We get it, it’s a sketchy outer district of a large metropolitan area. Like the Bronx (NYC), or Oakland (San Francisco).

You must be a jewel thief or mafioso if you’re stowing things in the toilet tank.

How about using both butter and olive oil. Don’t leave out the olive oil.

Also, zero olive oil. WTF.

LeBron said it best: “U bum . . . . Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!”

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