Hopefully this is what his morning routine will look like in a few years.

In my home state (Washington), if you’re going to auction off somebody’s property, you need to personally serve them with a notice of auction (not just sending a letter to the mailing address), and you need to conspicuously post the notice at the physical property, well ahead of the auction date. Otherwise the sale is…

(1) Racial covenants used to be enforced everywhere, not just here, so it’s not like this is some special extra-racist enclave.

Wouldn’t a “cosmopolitan bias” actually be a lack of bias?

I’m not thrilled with McCain, but we better hope that he doesn’t go and die on us now, because then we’ll get a mid-term appointment of a new senator. And the guy who would appoint the new senator, Arizona Republican Governor Greg Ducey, has this to say: “I believe that Obamacare is a monumental failure and a rolling…

“As it turns out, the Pentagon pays 10 times more on erectile dysfunction medication than transgender health services.”

And I’ll be looking forward to another Naked Gun sequel.

Glad to see Thief Justice Gorsuch getting along so well with Uncle Thomas and Scalito.

Hey Donald, since Obamacare is THE LAW OF THE LAND, you can’t let it fail — you have a duty to uphold it. Do we need to haul your ass into court again and have a judge explain this to you?

Actually it’s Mordor.

It’s not a governmental ban, it’s an industry standard.

I sure hope he doesn’t get his long tie stuck in a Made-In-America industrial lathe at the Made-In-America product showcase.

Isn’t a lot of this just luck? If you get a randomly scrambled cube, some configurations are just going to be faster to solve than others (fewer steps needed to unscramble).

I’m glad “Jim” doesn’t go to Paris any more. The last thing Parisians want is friends of Trump visiting their fair city. “Jim” should stay home, pop another oxycodone, and watch Fox & Friends.

Dude, black people play the game of thrones too.

It’s pretty fucking rich for McConnell to complain about a lack of cooperation from the opposite party, given his epic obstruction of Obama nominations.

So you’re that guy who goes to a brewpub and then orders the one mega-brewed beer that they keep in stock for the unadventurous drinker? For shame.

How gross to acquire so much money just by happenstance. Better to be born into wealth.

Hotter take: Steven Miller is basically the Goebbels of the Trump administration.

Trump’s short list of candidates for the post: Oliver North, Newt Gingrich, Chris Christie, Tom DeLay.