The only people stupider than Trump are the 63 million people who voted for him (versus the 74 million people who voted against him — that’s 66 million for Hillary, 8 million for other candidates). Because everything that he has done in office is completely consistent with his conduct during the campaign.

Well, if Trump is impeached for, say, collusion with the Russians to influence the election, this would automatically implicate Pence as well, as Trump’s running mate, because we don’t vote separately for prez and vice-prez.

Hmm, it looks like she is trying to say that lawmakers shouldn’t call for impeachment unless/until they can lay out irrefutable facts that call for impeachment. Which is probably right, because as much as I’d love to see Trump impeached, lawmakers will lose credibility if they say “impeach him!” every time they read…

Well that’s only half of the equation. The other half is his utter narcissism. If he were merely stupid we wouldn’t be here. It’s his stupidity coupled with his consuming desire to be the winningest and most tremendous president ever.

Well that’s only half of the equation. The other half is his utter narcissism. If he were merely stupid we wouldn’t be here. It’s his stupidity coupled with his consuming desire to be the winningest and most tremendous president ever.

And/or stupid enough not to know that revealing intelligence info can also implicitly reveal the source of the info or the method by which the info was gathered.

Well here’s the thing — what if Trump is removed from office for high crimes and misdemeanors that also implicate Pence? Then Trump and Pence would both have to go, and then what do you do? Let Paul Ryan succeed to the Presidency? There is no Constitutional mechanism for an election do-over, so we’d be treading new…

I could get behind Wyld Stallyns as a team name.

Maybe vigilantes should just go and blow up the Confederate monuments. Didn’t the Confederacy stand for violent opposition to the rule of law anyways?

This is how Trump wanted his “dinner” with Comey to go:

Two problems with this:

Yes, but at least we also deny women the right to not become mothers by restricting access to abortion! “You have to give birth to that child, but once the child is born, how dare you ask for any government assistance, you welfare queen.”

Jinx.

So... Quadratonix? Quattrotonic? Quartotonix?

Well it was either that or “Grab-Em-By-The-Pussy” (for-profit chain of strip-mall businesses under Texas government contract)

Hmm.

“The defecit mounts, and now, sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!”

At this point, I think the Republicans in the House and Senate would be OK with Trump raping a kid or murdering a prostitute (“he’s a bad guy, but he’s OUR bad guy”). They’d say, he’s innocent until proven guilty, and any trial needs to be suspended until the end of his term, because the President needs to run the…

KENTUCKY district judge. KENTUCKY school board.

Next up, FOR SURE, Sessions will start to prosecute marijuana offenses under federal law in states that have legalized marijuana.