Wait, what, scholarships for playing video games in college?

They’re already shitting blood because opoid addiction causes severe constipation.

Sessions probably thinks Virigina was right when it argued in Loving v. Virginia that anti-miscegenation laws are not unconstitutional because they equally affect both blacks and whites (in that blacks were not allowed to marry whites and whites were not allowed to marry blacks). I am not making this shit up.

The British did less damage to the White House when they torched it in 1814.

This is awesome and I love that the dancing includes people of all sizes. :)

What we need to do now is take back the Senate and the Presidency in 2020 and then pack the court with more justices, like FDR threatened to do back in 1937. How about an 11-justice court with two new justices to counterbalance Thief Justice Gorsuch. (The Constitution does not specify the number of justices on the…

Not an asterisk, a new title: Thief Justice Gorsuch.

Oyez oyez, all rise for the new Thief Justice.

It’s also how sex was added as a protected class to the Civil Rights Act — the opponents of the act added it as a “poison pill amendment” to kill the bill, but the bill passed with the amendment.

Damnit Hillary, you lost to FUCKING TRUMP. You couldn’t beat TRUMP even after the pussy grabbing and everything. Time for you to exit the scene after your epic failure. Take up trout fishing or watercolors or something and leave the public stage, forever. I hope we’ll see a woman president sooner rather than later —…

So basically you’re the Jordan Sargent of movie-goers.  

The Heimlich maneuver is so ridiculously easy that anyone who DOESN’T know it should choke on their own shame. Not knowing the Heimlich maneuver is like not knowing how to tie your shoelaces or read an analog watch.

Kinda sounds like grandma might be the scumbag here. Cutting someone out of the will because they didn’t attend the funeral?  That’s just mean-spirited. Maybe try reaching out to the prodigal child instead of reaching for the phone to call the estate attorney.

Raise your hand if you’re tired of the blacks complaining when they get killed by the police!

It’s so cute how dogs get so excited when you take them to the park.

I agree with Rep. Waters, it’s time for Trump to go. Now let’s just make sure that Gorsuch isn’t approved as Thief Justice of the Supreme Court. Because it wouldn’t be right to allow a president to nominate a justice in the last year of his presidency.

“Change libel laws?”

This is just boys being boys -- transgender bathroom access is the real problem!!

Can I recommend the non-surgical technique of eating to acquire a big butt?

I’m not trolling. Obamacare just survived a great threat and we’re going to . . . complain that it survived because white people are increasingly supporting it?