Even with the benefit of the doubt, going out of the way to publicly humiliate your son = jackass.

Theory: Articles like this antagonize racial divisions when you could be talking about how great it is that whites and non-whites are finding common ground in seeking better access to health care.

So, basically, Nunes deep-throated himself?

This guy’s a jackass. If your son is struggling academically, don’t spend tickets on a game, leave your son at home, and humiliate him publicly. Sit down with him at the kitchen table and help him with his fucking homework.

You made me google vom.

Yes, I agree, but we’re in dire need of more fire breathers on the left.  Too often, lefties hem and haw and conciliate, while righties browbeat their opponents and beat them down with lockstep messaging.

The saddest thing about Weiner, other than the pain he inflicted on his family, is that he actually had promise as a fire-breathing liberal pol. See, for example, his raging house floor speech about preserving health benefits for 9/11 responders. If he could have kept his id channeled towards politics, we could…

So, she likes to rearrange the cheese and toppings on the slice after she’s cut it?

Well, technically, sliced bread would be the greatest thing since bread knives.

Yes, but tanks specifically?

Is there a real need for new tanks? Why do we need mobile ground artillery when the US can just precision-bomb anything from the air?

Don’t you know that reality is unhinged in these Trumpian days, especially in Florida?

In related news, people voted for Trump.

Reality imitates satire.

If you take away the fat jokes, you take away half of the Hollywood buddy comedy repertoire (the other half being fart jokes).

“My job is to represent the president and talk about what he is doing and what he wants.”

Just use some Tic Tacs in case you start kissing her.

I don’t wear a mustache or a bow tie, but I’m intrigued by your thesis that these features “send a message.”

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

Come on, his “bow tie and mustache” are not “giant red flags that should have kept him out of office.” Seriously?