Honestly, even the way that Ross so obviously plays them against each other is gross.

“there’s something hot about hate sex”

Do you have any idea how much this news makes me happy? All those asshats talking about staying true to books while adapting for TV (but having noooo problem with sexy modern hairdos!) take note, Kelly has spoken. Verily: Better a dipshit than a rapist.

Get rid of the fiance and buy a horse. They apparently care about bras just as much but they won’t annoy you with that talking thing that females tend to do.

*thesis of item, with extrapolative musings.

That’s like in the new Bourne movie where 27 year old Alecia Vikander plays the head of cyber security at the CIA...

The best part of the link: “Viola, you portray one of the most tough-minded characters I’ve ever seen in a film.” “Thank you, I played myself”.

The whole cast keeps taking group selfies without Jared Leto. Here for it.

It was over one Bar Mitzvah’d child ago, but his 02VMA opener is still one of the most impressive award show bits I’ve ever seen. He may have completely settled into his current role, but holy shit that was amazing, and maybe, just maybe, he can channel some of it?

I’ma let you finish, but everybody knows this job should have gone to Samantha Bee.

No it is not normal.

*CHONK CHONK*

UGGGHHHH THIS IS SO GROSS it’s completely clear how used she is to fending him off IN PUBLIC ONSTAGE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.

That is so not normal. And he’s checking out her tits, too!

My dad and I are very close, always have been. We always hug when we see each other. But if he grabbed me by the hips, I would be *very* uncomfortable. That’s just...weird.

My father has never in his life touched me like this. This is absolutely not normal.

It is deeply not normal. I think the only time my dad had ever touched my hip as an adult was to push me away from the oven when the kitchen was crowded one Thanksgiving.

Ah, to be so privileged that you think leaving is the answer.

I did not recognize her. Her lips look like Courtney Love’s or Meg Ryan’s.

What is the ostensible reason not to allow an inmate to shower? It's amazing to me the depth of torture we allow prison guards to inflict upon inmates for no reason at all.