OH MY GOSH I AM SO EXCITED. The excitement cannot be equalled by the reality of the cut. Also, directional hairstylists love my hair, it’s really easy to cut and so I normally have killer hair. Not being broad, I can tell you about the other stuff I have that is the opposite of killer. (Birther?) But will happily…

I adore the ambient lighting palette, love it. I think for me the whole point is that it is subtle. It is a good naked highlight/whatever. But I guess that is down to personal taste. But also, as it is so finely milled, it can mix very well with many other brands and colours so you can customise another blusher or…

I very much balk at that idea, I don’t like the idea of the wasted product/packaging. It’s like the single serve coffee pods of skincare industry. No good.

I read that as pot sticker and was very confused.

Ooooooh which Becca product is it? Am very interested.

OH NO THERE ARE TWO BEAUTY OPEN THREADS! Do we have to have an election? We need a Beauty Open Threat Prefect.

Can relate. Also love and hate sephora.

The packaging of that Korean mask set is really gorgeous.

Also, isn’t shade meant to be clever or funny?

I might argue that Corine Rotfield doesn’t actually have a hair style. Just hair.

Wait. Is American Horror Story a comedy?

Small potatoes?

I loved Drive, haven’t seen Valhalla Rising. I can’t recommend Only God Forgives but it does have its fans. I’d definitely go see the new one if the reviews don’t say it’s overly violent.

I’m sure you’re right, I just didn’t take to it. Maybe I thought the blood was over done. But like I said, I was Drive’s biggest champion so hopefully I’ll like the new one. I’ll never turn down a bit of Keanu, at least.

Only God Forgives? Ugh. I didn’t care for it at all; thought it was pointless. And I had been really looking forward to it because Drive is so, so fantastic. I hear Bronson is good as well but haven’t seen it.

I also would watch. Without question. Although that director’s last movie was abysmal.

It did not make me cry. Not that I can remember, maybe made me a little misty eyed but certainly not sobbing. In a weird way it’s too real to make you cry, it’s not schmaltzy. It’s kind of bitter sweet but it’s not manipulatively sentimental.

Twice. It is extraordinary. It’s a beautiful piece of work. It made me laugh out loud, and it’s so complete in terms of creating a slightly leftways world. And CF and Rachel Weizs are super cute together into the bargain.

Ah, well then I can’t help you.

Same. It maybe should have had two Ls.