Sounds like Israeli Harry Potter.

Are you talking about The Lobster? Because it is brilliant.

It’s worth tracking down A Winter’s Tale. It’s very different and sweet but I liked it.

My best friend and I watched that several times just to try to get the accent. “Perhapsyoushouldtellmeso”

Oh that was the best film I saw last year. Twice.

Ugh thank you. Now I don’t have to think that one up for myself.

I love that you love dick.

I love and adore him with the passion of one thousand angry, burning suns. I even like that he seems to have a very fluid definition of monogamy. Like me. So.

Did you drop this?

Well, see, that goes beyond just cosmetic taste, then. I would get that sorted pronto. I would file that under I for “If he hasn’t yet he never will” and get someone round. I have no idea what an occupancy permit is but if it impacts on your insurance that would worry me. Meanwhile, your Dad and my Dad should be best…

Whatever. It didn’t bother me. It was funny.

Scrolled down to say the same thing. She looks majestic. In the best way, I mean.

Can relate. I just repainted my house in order to sell it. There had been a strip of wallpaper missing from the living room for 9 years. And also some masking tape in the bedroom cornicing. Had to replace the wallpaper with a not-quite match. No one has noticed yet.

You have to pick your battles.

Amen.

There is so much *etiquette* going on in that photo it’s unreal.

Are you Laura Ingalls?

Wow though.

We had a half-tiled bathroom for 11 years. I win. My father finally let my Mum call in professionals when my sister got married and we realised that there might be a lot of people we need to impress coming upstairs in the house.

First they’d have to have that realisation, though.