Hey, all you people who so confidently proclaim that you can’t imagine how anyone could ever like Chipotle and it’s not real food:

No joke. I am considering moving out of my house today as one of my housemates just said, “Good! I saw those videos of PP selling baby brains and they deserve to be brought down.”

Yes! One of our family friends has worked in food service for decades, and he has said time and again that it’s often MORE unsanitary to wear gloves because people aren’t as aware of what they’ve been touching or what’s on their hands in the way that you are when you’re not wearing gloves. That, and people don’t…

Once a guy at some sandwich place started making my cheese-and-veggies sandwich right after a sloppy tuna for another customer. Tuna salad was all over his gloves (and obviously getting into my food). I gently said, “nevermind,” and left.

Here:

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MUSICAL?!

Is your name a Pushing Daisies reference? Cause if so, I think I love you.

I cannot quit soda.