You're a lot more optimistic of that happening than I am, and, for once in my life, I hope I'm the one who is wrong.

Recipes? Okay. Homophobia? Not okay.

Those sound great. None of my friends like them, though, so it will probably just be me coming to your van. I hope that is fine.

It's tootsie rolls, isn't it? Never mind, then.

I'm into candy. Where's your van? Is it parked around here? I can meet you there, if you'd like.

Those jokes are bad. Amiwright, guys?