To be fair, it wouldn’t necessarily have to understand all the concepts involved to remember what would probably be a fairly traumatic moment. Parrots and other intelligent birds are known to grieve, so they probably do understand death, if not murder.

Thank you. Came here to say how particularly repugnant it is for the guy whose corporation is known for devastating local hardware stores to have the chutzpah to complain about it being hard to start a small business these days. And for him to say that he’d never be able to start Home Depot these days? Well no shit,…

Hey, you know what else is bad for small businesses? Gigantic chain like Home Depot that move into mid-sized towns and drive those small hardware shops out of business.

He’s retired from Home Depot. However, as a founder and first CEO he likely is sitting on some pretty sweet preferred shares of stock and would benefit from your purchase.

We had to buy a washer and dryer last week, I'm SO glad we went to Lowe's. Not buying anything from Home Depot any time soon.

Isn’t that what he means when he says “make America great again”? The America where a white narcissist can get away with saying and doing whatever he wants to anyone he feels is inferior without fear of reprisal. The America where women and minorities have no voice in the affairs of state. The America where Nathan…

This is me every time Donald Trump speaks:

Supernova are you Sarah Palin?

Let’s not just deflate that balloon, but stomp on it: “Mr. Trump, are you proud of your white heritage?” “Does that pride make you biased?” “Does your ‘White pride’ make you ineligible to lead a multi-racial country?”

Does he mean returning to the great old age of calling gays “f*gs”? Does he mean returning to that brilliant time of intolerance and segregation that people in the 1950s so notably enjoyed? Does he mean not treating the person either in the house next to yours as equal if he didn’t come from the US?

Trump speech as written by Supernova:

Dude, Deerlady, I think I figured it out! People are interpreting him the same way they interpret the Bible!!!! That’s why his followers like him they just take a Sharpy and cross out some of what he says and highlights the rest until it fits their world view!

The man constantly contradicts himself in whatever statement he makes. He makes no damn sense. It feels like people try to find whatever meaning they want in his words. It's like a verbal Rorschach picture.

This feels appropriate.

Seriously. I have basically been this gif the entire election.

If he’s doing well with Mexicans, wouldn’t they be rather unbiased?

He's so incoherent it's almost an accomplishment.

By this logic, if you are loudly and publicly offensive to enough people, no one can have any fair legal jurisdiction over you.

“We have to stop being so politically correct in this country.”

YOUR WORDS DO NOT MAKE SENSE WHEN YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER.