We can’t even require people to have a license to own a firearm. Dogs and kids would be great, but...et’s start with deadly weapons.

That is a bad panni and has nothing to do with pizza.

Please create a name for this crap. It is fine to throw some crap together, but don’t call it pizza. Pizza is a singular and nearly perfect thing. I am not saying you have to spend hours hand crafting a sauce and building a wood fired oven. Lets make a floor...pizza at least requires a crust. A pizza soul is it’s…

You’re wrong here too. :)

Sure I have been sad before, it tasted like desperation, laziness, and oregano. I have had the setup you made and it was fine but it is not pizza.  Pizza matters, claiming you can throw some crap together and get something as sublime and perfect as pizza is an affront.  On the up side buy some penzeys pizza…

Nah, it is the crust that matters. What you made is fine, but don’t call it pizza.. Desperation flatbread,  the sadness disk,  and don’t go back to those pizza parlors

I lived in OH. Has someone been feeding you Midwestern pizza? 

A pizza’s soul is in its crust. If you think a mass produced, badly intimated Indian product can be your rock so be it, but please don’t call it pizza.

Not pizza.  Not even close too pizza

Sounds like haven’t had much contact with drunken college athletes. They often combine drunkenness and entitlement with a hint belligerence.   

No.  You take that kid home and he chokes on this own vomit that cop is going to held criminally responsible.

The kid most likely said “Yo, you’re campus PD...I pay your salary...I’m a football player and I need a ride”

Counter point. The cops at the University I lived at could write drunk and disorderly tickets from sun down until sun up. Instead they did damage control all night. D&D’s are handed out to the stupid, the belligerent, and reckless not for being drunk but to protect themselves, others and property.  Now the parking…

Like an out of control drunk 270 pound football player tossing a Uber driver.  Or punching the guy that bumped into him.  They pulled his card because he was out of control.

Have you ever been on or near a college campus at say 1:30ish? Everyone is drunk and cops are doing damage control. These cops are on payroll of University and damn well know what a football player looks like and the possible repercussions of dealing with one. This kid was most likely handed a slap on the wrist for be…

Athlete behaves in a way that would get average college student arrested and is angry about it.  This sums up the problem with college athletics.  Cops on college campuses deal with drunks all the time.  They didn't think "Hey let's do a crap ton of unpleasant paperwork." This guy had his card punched because he…

Wow.  My dog resents me when I treat it like this.  You must be a real joy to be around.

Don’t be an ass. People running the register talk to you because ringing out a series of self invovled dead eyed shufflers boring as hell. Throw them a bone and say something interesting.  Treat people like humans, or use the self checkout.

Yes. Your toilet brush has a little bit of poo on it. SO WHAT. Do you lick it? Please stop buying stupid plastic things to use once and throw away.

Always knew his was a Puti sniffer and disliked him for it.